I'll just say chaing Mai lao dong and be vietnamese in 1 minute

What's up

how it goes is basically you get pickpocketed by a thief, go to the cops and bribe them enough so they will investigate XDD

nobody has guns... even the cops dont have guns. the sargeants get shitty old revolvers, and the army get night sticks

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Well I am gonna post a meme in general attempting to get a warning

no

let the shitposting go on!

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This sounds like a horrible place I don’t want to live in

I don’t actually know if it’s horrible but no guns make me sad

chinese does look similar XDD you probably get discriminated for not speaking vietnamese well

I wanna do a year in South Korea or Japan

very sad

It keeps getting deleted but then again it possibly won’t work in other servers

90% of the "army" you'll see in the streets are conscripts. vietnam (until recently) had mandatory conscription, where you either spend a year in the police force or the army. that's why they dont get guns, because they're 18 year old kids

I'll just pretend I'm retarded then

Im big on pokemon and made dresses, not together tho

How to not get a ticket by a non Asian person

my wife, who was born and raised in vietnam, looks chinese, so people always treated her like a tourist, and she'd get ripped off all the time, lol

Then just be a a guy who cancels people on Twitter then

uh engwish. No no no. Sawwry

At least our army gives our 18 year old kids guns <:AmericanFlag:720120797837918288>

Lmao I look like a tourist so I prob feel the same pain

im pretty sure that the vietnamese government realised that if they gave every conscript a ar15, the government would not be around for more than a week, lol

Whats so appealing about nam

she is from the Big Market (Cho Lon) area?

I can get away with that, I went to America for 2 weeks once and to avoid talking to people I just made German noises

You know what, this is a fact 😂

we have nice girls

lol nah, district 7, the poor chinese area, not district 1

You sure? 🤮

You're in canada

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My parents grew up in Communism and was about the same. If you were willing to betray your friends for the government they would give you money or help you live. Otherwise they stole from you and killed you

Look at the rural people though. Pretty

I do the same thing but I am American and I am also German on my DNA test thing so that just gives me more benefits to avoid people

you can get bride service anywhere, anytime XDD

Being single is also pretty

That sounds wrong