It's true

My sister unironically needs to start dating, I want to auction her off to one of the local guys, but they're all too old

yeah they kinda are lol

Just use the money your family spend on her and give it to me along with your sister

Lol

If you weren't on the literal opposite side of the country

I would

Why does it matter? :^)

🤔 🤔 🤔

Road trip!

Lol

if you want cute imoutos

move to florida

LOL

^

*theres an aerospace uni there*

There is

Plus a federal honeypot with over 69 members you can join

💦

Nice lol

Looks like Im moving to florida for a 13 year old gf next year

she'll be 14 by then lmao

Still

Imouto or bust

Very trad

But really tho... i want a trad gf but Im too busy too volunteer and I dont got to church :^(

I was saying the other day that we should start like a "church gf" challenge

Where a few of us all commit to going to trad mass on Sunday

And whoever gets married first wins

Simon, Simon. Unemployed teenagers can't afford a wife, *aight?*

<:virgin:402360028528377868> getting a wife after a stable job vs <:chad:402359917819985931> starting a life from scratch with your love

^

This is actually a huge dilemma tbh

On the one hand, I really want a trad gf to marry, on the other hand, I want to finish college before entering my career field

I'd be very happy to get married well still in college

But you see where that creates complications

Ive thought of this

Live out of an apartment in college and lock your gf inside while youre away

Lol

Good plan

you don't have to get married instantly