Message from @Simon Sasquatch

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donut
2018-01-31 20:10:36 UTC  

so does my fiancee but i dont have a lambo so it doesnt count

epic
2018-01-31 20:10:44 UTC  

Lol

epic
2018-01-31 20:11:32 UTC  

Heres the trade: ill buy your stickers, you give me your sister

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:11:41 UTC  

Good deal

donut
2018-01-31 20:12:00 UTC  

my sister>>>>>8 dollars

epic
2018-01-31 20:12:16 UTC  

>:^(

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:12:23 UTC  

You can have my 17 yr old weeb sister, in exchange for your ETH wallet

epic
2018-01-31 20:12:25 UTC  

Dont you wanna save the white race?

epic
2018-01-31 20:12:30 UTC  

DEAL

donut
2018-01-31 20:12:39 UTC  

shes 2cute im sry

donut
2018-01-31 20:12:52 UTC  

shes like tiny me

donut
2018-01-31 20:12:54 UTC  

w. curly hair

donut
2018-01-31 20:13:09 UTC  

so shes basically super qt 10/10 must protecc

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:13:14 UTC  

Lol

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:13:21 UTC  

That's admirable

donut
2018-01-31 20:13:22 UTC  

oh and freckles

donut
2018-01-31 20:13:26 UTC  

MUST PROTECC

epic
2018-01-31 20:13:31 UTC  

Ill protect her

epic
2018-01-31 20:13:35 UTC  

I have a heart of gold

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:13:49 UTC  

It's true

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:15:31 UTC  

My sister unironically needs to start dating, I want to auction her off to one of the local guys, but they're all too old

donut
2018-01-31 20:16:05 UTC  

yeah they kinda are lol

epic
2018-01-31 20:16:32 UTC  

Just use the money your family spend on her and give it to me along with your sister

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:16:45 UTC  

Lol

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:17:11 UTC  

If you weren't on the literal opposite side of the country

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:17:14 UTC  

I would

epic
2018-01-31 20:17:32 UTC  

Why does it matter? :^)

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:17:43 UTC  

🤔 🤔 🤔

epic
2018-01-31 20:17:53 UTC  

Road trip!

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:17:57 UTC  

Lol

donut
2018-01-31 20:18:02 UTC  

if you want cute imoutos

donut
2018-01-31 20:18:04 UTC  

move to florida

donut
2018-01-31 20:18:04 UTC  

LOL

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:18:10 UTC  

^

epic
2018-01-31 20:18:33 UTC  

*theres an aerospace uni there*

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:19:10 UTC  

There is

Simon Sasquatch
2018-01-31 20:19:46 UTC  

Plus a federal honeypot with over 69 members you can join

donut
2018-01-31 20:20:06 UTC  

💦

epic
2018-01-31 20:20:32 UTC  

Nice lol

epic
2018-01-31 20:20:59 UTC  

Looks like Im moving to florida for a 13 year old gf next year

donut
2018-01-31 20:21:27 UTC  

she'll be 14 by then lmao