Message from @Inquisitor of this Flavortown

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2018-10-08 22:57:50 UTC  

any of you guys have any pointers for prayer?

2018-10-08 23:01:08 UTC  

Just put your hands together and let your mind contemplate God

2018-10-08 23:03:20 UTC  

Its best to do it somewhere quiet and private, like a church outside mass times

2018-10-08 23:04:05 UTC  

I just pray before I leave the house every morning, only about a minute nothing major, though I'm no role model

2018-10-08 23:04:27 UTC  

What feels like a minute is realistically on half that

2018-10-08 23:15:30 UTC  

Alright, I'll give it a shot thanks!

2018-10-08 23:17:23 UTC  

or better yet build a shrine and prepare some monastic chants

2018-10-08 23:17:36 UTC  

dwell on every word of every prayer over and over again

2018-10-08 23:31:25 UTC  

is it heretical to offer offerings of food to God

2018-10-08 23:31:49 UTC  

like i sometimes will make a sandwich, cut it in half, and place it in front of a picture of Our Lord and Savior

2018-10-08 23:32:16 UTC  

hope he likes swiss on rye

2018-10-08 23:32:39 UTC  

just say grace tf

2018-10-08 23:32:45 UTC  

k

2018-10-08 23:33:09 UTC  

i feel kinda guilty when i eat in front of a pic of God tho, seems disrespectful

2018-10-08 23:33:15 UTC  

so I give Jesus a cut

2018-10-08 23:34:05 UTC  

and what do u do with it after that

2018-10-08 23:34:42 UTC  

ill say a prayer

2018-10-08 23:34:56 UTC  

and then ill be like, hope yoy like the sandwich Jesus

2018-10-08 23:35:09 UTC  

and then ill leave it there for like 1 minutes on a plate

2018-10-08 23:35:14 UTC  

and then eat it afterwards

2018-10-08 23:35:18 UTC  

so it doesnt go to waste

2018-10-08 23:35:21 UTC  

cuz thats a sin

2018-10-08 23:36:21 UTC  

i mean

2018-10-08 23:36:24 UTC  

if i was u

2018-10-08 23:36:30 UTC  

id just say grace and eat it

2018-10-08 23:36:40 UTC  

makes sense desu

2018-10-08 23:36:59 UTC  

tho i read somewhere that early christians would make offerings of food to God

2018-10-08 23:37:09 UTC  

yeah idk about offerings

2018-10-08 23:37:12 UTC  

ok

2018-10-08 23:57:38 UTC  

If he's really a God he doesn't need you to make him a sandwhich, what you could do is fast and not eat any sandwhich at all as a devotion of faith

2018-10-09 00:12:56 UTC  

ok

2018-10-09 02:50:08 UTC  

Just be buddhist if youre going to do that

2018-10-09 02:50:20 UTC  

Or give food to the poor

2018-10-09 12:43:40 UTC  

Ben Shapiro DECAPITATES poor person looking for food and FEEDS his entrails to other JOBLESS bums

2018-10-09 13:05:07 UTC  

M*rtin L*ther was the first person to counter signal

2018-10-09 15:31:29 UTC  

martin luther had legitimate concerns

2018-10-09 15:31:39 UTC  

but he pursued them in a most heretical manner

2018-10-09 15:31:54 UTC  

and then tarted doing overtly heretical shit after that

2018-10-09 15:32:01 UTC  

like marrying a nun

2018-10-09 15:32:12 UTC  

and being anti semitic

2018-10-09 15:51:35 UTC  

Luther was just the first in a long history of german intelectual cry babies