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dear government https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-umbrella-to-my-haters-gif-5679654

yeah ghost and spirits are real

Goblins are real

Ghosts aren't even scary

I've seen Casper

He was a friendly chap

Ghosts are real im 100 percebt sure

I heard too many stories for them to be fake

ive heard alot of stories about bigfoot

that means he's real?

Depends on your sources

sources shmorces

My Uncle Billy Bob say he done seen that there big foot

^

and thems the facts

I have a feeling that all these stories about "monsters" and such have a strong connection with alcohol.

Or perhaps other mind altering substances.

No my source doesnt drink or smoke

I'm gonna need names and dates.

Of the source?

Yes.

And locations.

I swear I don't work for the FBI.

Ok there are multiple however the most reliable one would be

And im serious

my grandma, in the living room telling her life story

Few years ago

Lol

I dont shes lying

Think*

Of course. Elder lore is always true and accurate. My bureau chief... I mean friend... will be most interested in this information.

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Gn

Gn

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I’ll Change my status in the morning

night

Night cat

Day

I mean