but shhh

i never tood you that

Bigfoot is actually an alien from Europa.

oooh

when did this happen

You see, Europa used to be a much more hospitable place thousands of years ago

ahh

back in the day

When an environmental cataclysm destroyed their civilization, a small group of survivors traveled to earth

Bigfoot is one of the last descendants

the power rangers ?

Lmao

da mighty morphin power rangers ,now it all makes sense

Yes

ok, so what happened next

Well they have a hard time digesting organic material you find on earth. Their reproductive systems in particular suffered as a result

Over time more and more became sterile

oof...not diahoreahh

They couldn’t extract enough energy from food on earth to keep their reproductive systems functioning

Except for a few individuals

But that number decreased every generation

you been watching too much pokemon or something

Lol

This is fun

ok so might morphing power rangers with the $hits ,pokemon ,what other conspiracies do you know about

🤔

did you know the erf is concave

yep goku told me

Lol

I hear what you’re saiyan

haha

Tell me more

hangon ,gotta do a naruto run

Okie

ok im back

i have blue lights following me

here grab this bag

if they approach us ,run for it

No

Stop

And let the light come to you