Message from @ElectroquasistaticMagnetoMan

Discord ID: 644594909784834058


2019-11-14 17:43:09 UTC  

We don’t understand much of their physiology. They are made of rock after all

2019-11-14 17:43:23 UTC  

😁

2019-11-14 17:44:07 UTC  

cars in space ,rats on mars ,and rock rats

2019-11-14 17:44:20 UTC  

this earth getting crazier by the minute

2019-11-14 17:44:25 UTC  

Yep

2019-11-14 17:45:23 UTC  

bigfoot is real tho

2019-11-14 17:45:26 UTC  

but shhh

2019-11-14 17:45:34 UTC  

i never tood you that

2019-11-14 17:46:21 UTC  

Bigfoot is actually an alien from Europa.

2019-11-14 17:46:32 UTC  

oooh

2019-11-14 17:46:52 UTC  

when did this happen

2019-11-14 17:47:07 UTC  

You see, Europa used to be a much more hospitable place thousands of years ago

2019-11-14 17:47:13 UTC  

ahh

2019-11-14 17:47:23 UTC  

back in the day

2019-11-14 17:48:21 UTC  

When an environmental cataclysm destroyed their civilization, a small group of survivors traveled to earth

2019-11-14 17:48:39 UTC  

Bigfoot is one of the last descendants

2019-11-14 17:48:45 UTC  

the power rangers ?

2019-11-14 17:48:50 UTC  

Lmao

2019-11-14 17:49:34 UTC  

da mighty morphin power rangers ,now it all makes sense

2019-11-14 17:49:39 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-14 17:50:02 UTC  

ok, so what happened next

2019-11-14 17:52:01 UTC  

Well they have a hard time digesting organic material you find on earth. Their reproductive systems in particular suffered as a result

2019-11-14 17:52:14 UTC  

Over time more and more became sterile

2019-11-14 17:52:24 UTC  

oof...not diahoreahh

2019-11-14 17:53:12 UTC  

They couldn’t extract enough energy from food on earth to keep their reproductive systems functioning

2019-11-14 17:53:32 UTC  

Except for a few individuals

2019-11-14 17:54:00 UTC  

But that number decreased every generation

2019-11-14 17:54:41 UTC  

you been watching too much pokemon or something

2019-11-14 17:54:53 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-14 17:55:05 UTC  

This is fun

2019-11-14 17:57:08 UTC  

ok so might morphing power rangers with the $hits ,pokemon ,what other conspiracies do you know about

2019-11-14 17:57:29 UTC  

🤔

2019-11-14 17:57:44 UTC  

did you know the erf is concave

2019-11-14 17:58:05 UTC  

yep goku told me

2019-11-14 17:58:10 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-14 17:59:21 UTC  

I hear what you’re saiyan

2019-11-14 17:59:38 UTC  

haha

2019-11-14 17:59:50 UTC  

Tell me more

2019-11-14 18:00:07 UTC  

hangon ,gotta do a naruto run

2019-11-14 18:00:13 UTC  

Okie

2019-11-14 18:01:02 UTC  

ok im back