as often as i try to get him to start fires with me outside

he uslally walks over and plays with the chickens

are you a rural farmer or something

also

>turning your family member into a consumerist whore

I live near a major city, no

smh tbh famalan ding dong ching chong king kong sing song ping pong

Chickens are one of the most easy to take care of low maintenence creatures you can litearlly ever own

>not ducks

you feed them twice a day, you get all the eggs you can want

duck eggs are too rich

>not eating duck penis as it falls off after each mating season

the more the rivals, the bigger the penis grows on ducks

Shut up you dick sucking mong.

rude

>even john dunks on this fucking mongel

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Rude

I thought you of all people would not be rude john

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/09/duck-penis-size-social-group-study/

wtf I got cyberbullied

Wow

we have an actually animal fucking homosexual mongel here

pawp, fuck off

you rude asshole

@Matthew be the hero

@androidcrawler haha duckfucking Mong

Also how is too rich a criticism for eggs

its a preference hing john

thing

I prefer the corn fed egs my chicken produces

i should make egg salad

I wonder what the ideal chicken diet is

depends on the breed john

are you going for an egg laying chicken

or a meat chicken

Don't most people get a variety that can do both?

no

theres a specific breed that grows fater and fatter for meat

you grow them specifically for food

you can eat your general egg laying chicken tbut thats fucking stupid