Who needs a shelf for your pc when you have a medicine ball

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9j0lWkgtZY

Tfw already failed NNN

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Got the big succ last night after a steak dinner

Is that different from the little succ

The little succ is when you pester your gf into giving you a bj, and she's not into it

You'll nut, but it won't be a good nut

Nothing worse than a bad nut

>when you nut and your orgasm high is immediately replaced by apathy

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I prefer post nut supreme relaxation

damn

that ending A for NieR Automata

Where even if you aren't tired you feel like you could just drift off

true

a good wank helps you sleep when you're restless

I prefer ending K @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Usually I'm envigorated by beating off, but succ puts me to sleep

With succ you can relax

For fap you gotta work it

I am an active participant when I am receiving succ. I don't just lay there like a dead fish

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
>After speaking to Jackass at the Desert Camp, eat the Mackerel Fish.

is her food that bad?

Quite the opposite

@Matthew yeah but you aren't pumping the biceps the whole time, I mean

But maybe that's just me

I take the buff Correll approach where I flex in front of the mirror the whole time

it's not really the biceps you're pumping when you're having a wank though

Get some fancy footwork in too

mostly these 2 muscles benefit from masturbation

You gotta flex the ceps when you jack it, my dude, what else you gonna look at

your mum

Maybe you but I prefer not to look at me own mum

Fucking ROASTED

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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

@Matthew <:fuckyou:418691939286908928>