I'm healthy

No

I had a slice of cucumber today

No you didn't

yes I did

That was a pickle

you're a pickle

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I'm fixing a leak in an office building gym, and I saw this behind the reception desk

Who needs a shelf for your pc when you have a medicine ball

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9j0lWkgtZY

Tfw already failed NNN

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Got the big succ last night after a steak dinner

Is that different from the little succ

The little succ is when you pester your gf into giving you a bj, and she's not into it

You'll nut, but it won't be a good nut

Nothing worse than a bad nut

>when you nut and your orgasm high is immediately replaced by apathy

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I prefer post nut supreme relaxation

damn

that ending A for NieR Automata

Where even if you aren't tired you feel like you could just drift off

true

a good wank helps you sleep when you're restless

I prefer ending K @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Usually I'm envigorated by beating off, but succ puts me to sleep

With succ you can relax

For fap you gotta work it

I am an active participant when I am receiving succ. I don't just lay there like a dead fish