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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I bet the flintstones did this

I fucking knew it

Do y'all have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

The tie and shirt patterns don't match

Matttyyyy

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Straighten your tie. Wheres your gun holster

Also. Why are Matt's hands two different colors

Nice slip on shoes get some proper dress with lases

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@basker what are you, some kind of /fa/ggot?

What's wrong with slip-on shoes tbh

I'm not the groom. Nobody is looking at the groom's brother, smh

Is your brother a handlet matt

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And absolutely disgustingly strong grip strength

my grip is so strong that i could crush egg.

@Pawp nope, he actually has slightly larger hands than me

Break him matt.

There can be only one

And my dad's are larger than both of ours

is your dad's hand bigger than my penis?

most people's hands are

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my penis is twice as big as my hands

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@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 my baby's hands are larger than your penis, so your hands must be microscopic

matthew, not this time

you can call me ugly, poor, or even blue.

it could be all true

but my dick is big and you would love to taste it

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 prove it

we could arrange that, we will calculate airport that is halfway from me to you and meet there, you will give me blowjob on the toilet

That's right, bitch. Put your money where your mouth is.

with pleasure

hey that edit was unfair

Life is unfair. You should know that already, from being cursed with a babydick.

matthew i know one of us can not even see his penis, but it is you not me.

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