Message from @𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚
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@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I bet the flintstones did this
I fucking knew it
Do y'all have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
The tie and shirt patterns don't match
Matttyyyy
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Straighten your tie. Wheres your gun holster
Also. Why are Matt's hands two different colors
Nice slip on shoes get some proper dress with lases
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What's wrong with slip-on shoes tbh
I'm not the groom. Nobody is looking at the groom's brother, smh
Is your brother a handlet matt
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And absolutely disgustingly strong grip strength
Break him matt.
There can be only one
And my dad's are larger than both of ours
is your dad's hand bigger than my penis?
most people's hands are
📽
my penis is twice as big as my hands
@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 my baby's hands are larger than your penis, so your hands must be microscopic
matthew, not this time
you can call me ugly, poor, or even blue.
it could be all true
but my dick is big and you would love to taste it
we could arrange that, we will calculate airport that is halfway from me to you and meet there, you will give me blowjob on the toilet
That's right, bitch. Put your money where your mouth is.
with pleasure
hey that edit was unfair
Life is unfair. You should know that already, from being cursed with a babydick.