but they are already dead.

oh shit forgot to spoiler warning

emphasis on explainaplotbadly

@[Warrior of Ferocity] Shugesh more like Broke and bankrupt

Man, that was bad.

It didnt even have an h or k amywhere near it

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My feet are so blown out

You sat down and shitposted here for most of that, dear.

🤣

No, I stood around and shitposted.

And also, due to my work experience, I handled the Catering setup, maintenece, and teardown

Did you at least dance before your wife left

the virgin stand in corner and browse phone vs the chad dance with the ladies

The ladies involved his drunk mom.

No

I did the YMCA with my mom. And she was stone cold sober, she was just really wanting to dance. She can't drink ever since she got her gall bladder removed.

And you didnt dance with your wife.

I will make note of this

She never wanted to dance. She's pregnant.

>not dancing with your kid

heartless

I told you, John. Stop trying to live vicariously through me.

Go get your own woman to dance with, you loveless cunt.

Wait, so when you said she wanted you to dance, she just wanted to see you dance , alone?

When did I say gf wanted me to dance?

Ah. "J keeps trying to get me to dance"

Yes. She wanted me to go dance out on the floor with my brother and mother.

Poor matt, he did all that work and he still has to drive

Yeeeup. 5 AM tomorrow. And we lost an hour tonight

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Isnt that a good thing?

That I did a 12 hour wedding, then only slept for 5 hours after? No, nigga, it sucks

It'll be good tomorrow, but today it sucks

You volunteered to help out, slut.

Why wouldn't I? That's my brother.

And his creepy staring wife.

Tsundere is a bad charecter trait

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That's how brothers are to each other.