Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 640547364771332116
When did I say gf wanted me to dance?
Ah. "J keeps trying to get me to dance"
Yes. She wanted me to go dance out on the floor with my brother and mother.
Poor matt, he did all that work and he still has to drive
Yeeeup. 5 AM tomorrow. And we lost an hour tonight
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Isnt that a good thing?
That I did a 12 hour wedding, then only slept for 5 hours after? No, nigga, it sucks
It'll be good tomorrow, but today it sucks
You volunteered to help out, slut.
Why wouldn't I? That's my brother.
And his creepy staring wife.
Tsundere is a bad charecter trait
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That's how brothers are to each other.
I was pushing his drunk ass into his car so he could consummate his marriage last night
And this bitch, this absolute whore
Tells me he booked the suite at the same hotel as us.
One floor above us. The same room number.
Why?
Christ.
Wait, two floors. He's on 4xx, and I'm on 2xx
But still. He's a large guy, he could've made some noise
Doubt but okay
being big runs in the family <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
but no one runs in the big family
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How shameful he got so drunk he couldnt scar matt with the plap plap
That would have been the perfect capstone
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when you get chinked by the chinks
https://youtu.be/mV9stqH5Iqk?t=18
Shut the fuck up, you retarded whore.
^ so true
everything that artist has done is hon-tier
wtf does hon tier mean
French?
Hon Hon Hon
a hon is someone like the tranny who raged about pronouns at gamestop
an irredeemably male, most often old, tranny