Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 641337908602732544


2019-11-05 18:00:26 UTC  

i really do not have tools at hand, but i ll try to check around

2019-11-05 18:00:49 UTC  

any of you know of the mythical yang

2019-11-05 18:00:51 UTC  

Or throw it hard enough at the wall

2019-11-05 18:01:08 UTC  

he stuffed a 1200 dollar goretex jacket in the toilet

2019-11-05 18:01:33 UTC  

found hammer

2019-11-05 18:01:35 UTC  

just getting vibes off of him

2019-11-05 18:01:54 UTC  

but what i want is that thing that holds stuff

2019-11-05 18:01:56 UTC  

drank a protein shake and did 10 kg curls, then joined a /fit/ discord

2019-11-05 18:01:58 UTC  

like lobster arms

2019-11-05 18:02:15 UTC  

Just hammer it until it's gone

2019-11-05 18:02:16 UTC  

may have shit on his lawn

2019-11-05 18:02:27 UTC  

can't remember exactly everything, but it's probably true

2019-11-05 18:02:54 UTC  

tbh why i was so gentle with it in first place, is because i wanted to make keychain with the chipset or camera

2019-11-05 18:03:19 UTC  

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-11-05 18:03:35 UTC  

What does a phone camera cost on Ali ?

2019-11-05 18:03:50 UTC  

not sure but the keychain was like 7 bucks

2019-11-05 18:04:08 UTC  

Ah yes, better to burn your face off to save the money

2019-11-05 18:05:58 UTC  

Fun fact, a phone battery, when fully charged, has, 1/10th the energy of a grenade

2019-11-05 18:06:38 UTC  

yeah, isn't as predisposed to send out shrapnel into your face though

2019-11-05 18:07:47 UTC  

>surrounded by Glass on one side, aluminum on the other

2019-11-05 18:07:52 UTC  

>no shrapnel

2019-11-05 18:07:56 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

2019-11-05 18:10:00 UTC  

maybe as raw energy before pressure buildup

2019-11-05 18:10:06 UTC  

Just got served at chic Fil a by a guy who looked almost exactly like one of the guys from a YouTube series about a cult

2019-11-05 18:11:39 UTC  
2019-11-05 18:12:45 UTC  

guys it is done! i finished the job with some paper towels

2019-11-05 18:12:49 UTC  

aftraid for my hands

2019-11-05 18:13:07 UTC  

thanks for playing, meet you in next ERP

2019-11-05 18:16:24 UTC  

God, you're such a mook

2019-11-05 18:38:30 UTC  
2019-11-05 18:38:37 UTC  

but hot damn that must have hurt like hell

2019-11-05 18:39:04 UTC  

not superior Chinese Xiaomi Fitband quality

2019-11-05 18:39:07 UTC  

first mistake

2019-11-05 18:40:45 UTC  

what mi band are we on anyway now? 4?

2019-11-05 18:40:48 UTC  

yeah 4

2019-11-05 18:40:49 UTC  

hmm

2019-11-05 18:42:02 UTC  

im still waitting for first bluetooth earplugs to catch fire

2019-11-05 18:43:04 UTC  

at least those can be taken off way more easily

2019-11-05 18:43:41 UTC  

Should have bought chink, what a brainlet

2019-11-05 18:44:51 UTC  

Looks like a handlet, too