Since your brother got married, tell him to pump out kids

oh, he is working on it (air force =chair force) but first he adopted a dog, a cat, and is working on getting another despite not owning a home and having to rent (making it hard to find a home)

@Mr.Black The ones who held a debriefing on Naruto Running?

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same ones

*arms back bois, were going in!*

Well shit....

Diversity is a bitch

God forbid I try to be successful, stupid people in "my community" and "intellectuals" say stuff along the lines of "I act too white".

Just black it up

Have you kept up with working out?

Id like to see you become a super soldier

I usually spent a hell of a lot of time wandering on my feet.

But I at least work out 4 days a week, and I've shed weight

Dont become a cardio based stringbean

We need you to become a modern day Hercules

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 I'm an intellectual, I think you need to act more white

@Xychotic but you aren't an "intellectual"

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Well played

I try to be successful = I act white

So, seems like the rational thing to do is act white af

Change your name to Graham Wellington

If acting "white" means I don't become a "WE WUZ CHIEFS" type, then I'm doing it.

Drink box wine

Lmao

Eat crackers and cheese

Fake laugh at foolhardy investment strategies

Don't invest in a land war in Asia

Enunciate the r in words

@Xychotic deconstructing the liberal,suburban, upper-middle class white person.

Cool Gch-wip

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Cheat on your wife with your secretary

Cheat on your husband with a black man as revenge

Wait a minute.

I have a harem?

Murder suicide your children

Or am I my own wife?

Take up harder alcohol and oxycontin

Where's my Cocaine and Hookers in Vegas?