@Dust

Imagine going to grab a beer and accidentally popping open a can of beef stock

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-yum-delicious-food-gif-5645574

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1194699979820015616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMvUZ9jkvJ4
@Ondsinet eat this hate crime <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

🤢

This Man. Needs To. Form Proper. Senten. ces. Seriously. Wahyhyhy Too Punchable .

made some skillet pizza today, was p good

don't have photos on me rn on account of my phone being out of commision

@Tero cornbread is super good though, you're missing out

Hamborgar

No

ok 😔

smol

https://i.redd.it/bz5hjvfkzyy31.jpg

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/dx1qpa/slpt_chose_the_wrong_spaghetti_sauce_put_your/

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1195349552812961794

https://i.redd.it/yvarpxf78zy31.jpg

nice

the bacon's a bit too burnt tho

I say a bit, that shit's charcoal

LoL if he weren't such a cunt he could still fix it but the pizza is probably made out of plastic and won't survive restorative operations anyways

Imagine taking the complaint call for THAT

he will be remembered as the no cheese idiot for a long time

https://i.imgur.com/4VKO8sR.mp4

what?

🦀

https://i.redd.it/fsaozlr013z31.jpg

^ "...the food my food eats" - Ron Swanson

Hahahaha

Based

https://i.redd.it/za9t7cu345z31.jpg

bacon and eggs pancake

Burritos part 2, this time more reasonably sized and with shredded chicken that I made

On a completely unrelated note, my arm hair is now crispy

https://i.redd.it/ufnjoles8bz31.jpg

@Tero couple friends of mine were looking at a wok, but they only have an electric stove