Message from @desert hamster

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2019-11-12 12:11:29 UTC  

and for some strange reason used car sales did grow even bigger

2019-11-12 12:16:59 UTC  

take a pre-filled balloon out with you or leave the engine running at the pub, they will probably even sell a device that will blow into it for you eventually

2019-11-12 12:27:22 UTC  

based

2019-11-12 12:28:06 UTC  

always have a child in the car to start it <:kek:590371888480387073>

Fart into it

2019-11-12 12:29:04 UTC  

when all cars are electrical you'll just be able to leave them on anyway

2019-11-12 12:29:23 UTC  

imagine owning a car that refuses to let you drive it

2019-11-12 12:29:27 UTC  

talk about cucked

2019-11-12 12:29:47 UTC  

almost as bad as having a wife that refuses to let you fugg

2019-11-12 12:29:50 UTC  

I have a rental for the time my car is in the shop, it has very nice features, even a dead-spot indicator

2019-11-12 12:30:25 UTC  

i am sure that a competent mechanic would be able to disable all those "upgrades"

2019-11-12 12:31:00 UTC  

prolly

2019-11-12 12:31:01 UTC  

soon every garage will sell "novelty balloon inflators" that plug into the cig lighter and come with a big WARNING FOR USE ON BALLOONS ONLY sticker

2019-11-12 12:31:06 UTC  

zoomers can't even swing a hammer though

2019-11-12 12:31:21 UTC  

i once had a 6 month suspension

2019-11-12 12:31:40 UTC  

there is a way to deal even with that

2019-11-12 12:31:48 UTC  

in that hypothetical situation

2019-11-12 12:31:54 UTC  

you would report your licence stolen

2019-11-12 12:32:01 UTC  

ye just keep driving, I havent been stopped in 5 years

2019-11-12 12:32:06 UTC  

get a new one so you could have it stamped with a suspension

2019-11-12 12:32:12 UTC  

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128> @Holy Intersectional Inquisition

2019-11-12 12:32:14 UTC  

and show the old one to a cop

2019-11-12 12:32:22 UTC  

legit though i rarely see police cars

2019-11-12 12:32:36 UTC  

maybe because i don't live in a nigger infested city

2019-11-12 12:33:02 UTC  

I live in a nigger shithole, they just ignore ethnic germans for the most part

2019-11-12 12:33:14 UTC  

based

2019-11-12 12:33:22 UTC  

why dont you just deport the shits?

2019-11-12 12:33:48 UTC  

because diversity is our strength <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-11-12 12:34:09 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-11-12 12:34:33 UTC  

what about the polish death camps?

2019-11-12 12:34:35 UTC  

also I have an unmarked delivery van in new condition, there is nothing more stealthy to drive around with

2019-11-12 12:39:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372513679964635138/643792059454455818/1573559453615.png

2019-11-12 12:41:37 UTC  

Ridiculous

2019-11-12 13:07:02 UTC  

well the hindus are probably mad that labour is run by islamists

2019-11-12 13:07:56 UTC  

yup

```There has been much anger from Hindu communities over Labour passing a motion criticising India's actions in Kashmir at its annual conference.

It has led to claims the party is "anti-Indian" and "anti-Hindu".```

2019-11-12 13:11:12 UTC  

based

2019-11-12 13:11:30 UTC  

see how natural it is for other peoples to defend their country and identity