Dunno

What's going on?

Guys don't worry about the road rage incident in Charlottesville.

im sitting here with my new synth trying to write music and suddenly i get spammed with @everyone

@everyone NEW MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS https://pastebin.com/qYDDMRBR

Looks like Vetting needs a fitness check

Hm..

Are there any new restrictions?

yep

If you are a women you must be able to birth twins twice a year, if a man, 50 pushups and crunches in under 2 minutes

@mememaestro

Noß

Me

we about to roll up

Top Kek how the fuck am I going to get a fitness check?

See ya <@&335624557023068160>

video tape it

Twins 2x yr

Hella

Yep

4 children total

Whos donating the baby making supplies

Would be thot if not married

We will fund your baby supplies in dogecoin

Stop supportung no babydaddy culture

I meant lile

Like*

At the cellular lvl

Whos makin the babies

u mean food?

ahh

i dunno

we'll have the bot choose a random member

Thot culuture

Ew

pencebot will find u a husbando

End it

Ew

Actually find husbando

also we will introduce **MANDATORY 5$/WEEK TO ISRAEL SO WE CAN BUY THE MISSLES**

Hella