https://twitter.com/insidehighered/status/1188089162580275202?s=20
https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1188531706325680129?s=20

When you leave a placeholder number

https://twitter.com/cjsnowdon/status/1188591400444710915

https://twitter.com/jamieleecurtis/status/1188491111221755904

https://giant.gfycat.com/BlissfulSorrowfulChipmunk.webm

yanks so dumb they think EVERY shop is a drive through

Dumbass pulls the plate, not like they won’t check the VIN

Or check the camera feed

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 the *stupid little dance* is meant to be a war dance. Imagine being fined for not being scared by a threat 🙃

we have our own war dance in reply

https://imgur.com/k4hCV2o

Yes

https://twitter.com/GarbyJooman/status/1188205332473925632

(soon to appear in <#610596645427478541>)

``` skipping your daughter’s clarinet recital.```

<:kek:590371888480387073>

when you want to cost society twice as much as a somalin

to u

Reminds you of Gay Camp

We all had to play that cursed recorder in school <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

like why?

to torture everyone with the sounds of dammed souls

Fuck off i played an elf

Mesmerized the public with my sweet angelic voice

😎

I didn't play recorder

People started ripping their ears off because they knew they were never gonna hear clearer sound in their life

I played recorder.

Terrible fucking instrument, that teaches you nothing about music theory.

and then suddenly the man that cant be names get elected into power

<:gun_mouth:510320222365024268>

Whenever I think I was a bad Dad

I look at America and their Story hours

The bar has fallen into a deep chasm now

I played guitar, bass, synth(piano), and drums

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Jury-awards-nearly-20-million-to-police-sergeant-14567748.php

The furry who cut his own hands off to have paws fitted is back

no idea how he typed that tweet though

Speech to text

did to school with a guy that lost both his hands and was partially paralysed in a car wreck. he used a stick in his mouth to type on the keyboards with

did he get paws fitted

naa I think if he had seen a furry he had run over him with his wheelchair