https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/50203398

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609170967251517441/639110927588917285/cl3oz8t27nv31.png

They want to replace you

When do I get my cheat Pass?

When you find a woman who wants to cuck you

Too much porn? So you want to see more porn, but with your wife... (?)

sorry but no amount of cheat passes will be given out from me to my GF, and if she cheats she better remember that I own the house and she can ask the person she did cheat on me with to sleep there

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/10/30/cb2a2f3790eb2548.mp4

https://magaimg.net/img/9f2h.png

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50251779

It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

but mowing the lawn is fun

People who don't know Alan Partridge are dead to me Broo sorry

Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RTJ4vHoYUs

Mowing the lawn on a Sunday... so he's that one cunt

https://twitter.com/HawaiiJudge/status/1189704543048744960

so it the far right that burn all the churches in France.

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Yeah

How the HELL is "Sundae bloody Sundae" not to be taken as a reference to the Troubles?

I'm not even British, and I can see that as insensitive

They're probably making a U2 reference, who also Irish.

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U2 was referencing the massacre which is why Partridge no longer plays that song

https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1190265834138157057

@Big Ron Yeah, I know about it because of the U2 song.

I fail to see how this makes it better...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/30/police-blew-up-an-innocent-mans-house-search-an-armed-shoplifter-too-bad-court-rules/

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Police was ok to do that

But they should also pay the house back

At the very least make the criminal work his ass off in jail

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Police was NOT ok to do that

I'd sue them for over a million

Yeah I'd also sue

Absolutely batty

guy stole 50 bucks worth at walmart, lets level this neighborhood

and, more importantly, not compensate