You wanna see the girl I was talking about

go on

DO IT @Jek Porkins

is that a rubber ducky?

Oof

Time to die

oof

that's the redhead?

🤣

she's cute

I should find the pic of the flatmate I fu-
engaged in spirited conversation with

not as red as I imagined her

you'd have to check her party

oh.

ok then.

wew lad

***BECOME AN HERO***

Biggest miss of my life

At least I have guns now

how can your dick fit insi-

oh

oh, right.

Very very small

Like a hypodermic needle

Single use

Easy to break

fucking hell man

🤣

Nah, it's fine, I'm just a fat loser

lose some weight, you'll at least be a skinny loser

I need to stop driving a truck for that

Eventually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7g7AqGqzo

I know how to lose weight

I just need to be on a schedule

I need the repetition

use your shakeweight while driving

obligatory sortyourself meme goes here

I know