Very ethnically diverse

@galesteppes 😍

I'd hire a guard too if I had money lol

inb4 paramilitary group is more competent than police

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1125550870924541952?s=19

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1125525706535002112?s=19

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

https://i.redd.it/cm7k46j6tmw21.png

https://i.redd.it/f46f6pvn8mw21.jpg

>leave US
Be my fuckin guest

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pork free menus probably are common in pork free restaurants.

or is it against their fairytale laws to eat food at the same place that pork has been cooked?

The crusades were progressive and diverse

https://i.imgur.com/NzrBYri.png

https://i.redd.it/s4v3d6k7gpw21.jpg

who let grandpa out of the nursing home

if jbp gets cancelled out of a university gig then bernie can't sit on the iron throne because he's shaking a hand of a person wearing that shirt

https://twitter.com/politicalite/status/1125528387341246464

`That was obviously assault. Clearly Tommy threw the first hug. The other gentlemen was then was forced to defend himself with a counter hug. I hope the police will now get involved! :grinning: `

i'd do the quote thing but i don't know how

@TwinVickers `this`?

Use `

it's really far on finnish keyboard but i'll try to remember, it's behind a shift!

oh and a space since it goes on top of a vowel if succeeded by one

thanks òndsinet

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/village-parish-council-funds-private-1734578 private police forces are popping up all over UK where people can afford them because the official police is busy monitoring twitter atm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5346699/First-private-police-force-caught-400-criminals.html

```Britain's first 'private police force' has caught 400 criminals with a 100 per cent conviction rate ```

Better Job than Original one

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100% makes me go hmmmm

I'm guessing in the start it like shooting fish in a barrel, as the criminals are so used to not being arrested they dont bother hiding the deed so it real easy for competent people to get them

hmmm maybe

@MountainMan I'm guessing they do more patrol duty than investigation

As in, they get called if someone is breaking into an house or shop

ahhh okay

Or beating people in the streets

someone riding a scooter

Pretty difficult to get it wrong

and since they are private they probably have better equipment to document everything