Message from OppoQuinn in Sparta #breaking-news


2017-11-19 09:06:17 UTC  

"Hey bitches, we don't do your nails, we don't have your expensive hair products, don't bother coming in."

2017-11-19 15:58:27 UTC  

The German agency claims that an unnamed Hollywood actor offered to pay $2.8 million for her virginity.

“The high bidding for Giselle's auction shows us how high the demand for virgins is,” a spokesperson for the agency told the Mail. “Business people from all over the world have been bidding.”

2017-11-19 15:58:44 UTC  

Which actor?

2017-11-19 15:59:01 UTC  

If was anyone important they would have put his name down

2017-11-19 15:59:29 UTC  

They didn't put down the name of the bidder who won

2017-11-19 15:59:36 UTC  

So I'd assume there's a confidentiality clause there

2017-11-19 15:59:41 UTC  

Otherwise noone would fucking bid

2017-11-19 15:59:49 UTC  

Teenager decided to whore herself, the news is about the idiot that bought her. Pussy Pass Granted!

2017-11-19 15:59:59 UTC  

It is legal in Germany

2017-11-19 16:00:15 UTC  

but she is still a whore <:think_200iq:378717098681171988>

2017-11-19 16:00:48 UTC  

#notallcoups

2017-11-19 16:01:54 UTC  

Do they even need his resignation, if they're going to force him?

2017-11-19 16:02:58 UTC  

if it is the party asking for it than yes

2017-11-19 16:03:19 UTC  

party=/=Military

2017-11-19 16:10:33 UTC  

I mean, the military pretty much forced him out of the presidency. What value is it to have him resign?

2017-11-19 16:18:56 UTC  

its about saving the creditbility of the party

2017-11-19 19:48:45 UTC  

aw

2017-11-20 01:17:06 UTC  

#cnn-news would just be for fake news<:think_200iq:378717098681171988>

2017-11-20 01:18:26 UTC  

I always figured parody news stories would just go in <#372508286529961996>

2017-11-20 01:18:34 UTC  

Seems as good a place as any

2017-11-20 01:19:03 UTC  

fair enough

2017-11-20 16:58:27 UTC  

I'm sure this is gonna go juuuuuuuuust fine

2017-11-20 16:58:59 UTC  

New elections

2017-11-20 16:59:07 UTC  

Let the show begin

2017-11-20 17:13:32 UTC  

Somehow Jeb Bush is elected

2017-11-20 18:22:26 UTC  

ein volk

2017-11-20 18:22:28 UTC  

ein reich

2017-11-20 18:22:30 UTC  

ein guaco

2017-11-20 19:19:01 UTC  

Elizabeth Nolan Brown.

2017-11-20 19:19:04 UTC  

Of-fucking-course.

2017-11-20 19:27:26 UTC  
2017-11-21 00:05:40 UTC  

trans women =/= Wymens

2017-11-21 15:07:45 UTC  

"“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth."

2017-11-21 15:07:46 UTC  

..

2017-11-21 15:07:49 UTC  

...this is..

2017-11-21 15:07:50 UTC  

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