Message from OppoQuinn in Sparta #breaking-news
"Hey bitches, we don't do your nails, we don't have your expensive hair products, don't bother coming in."
The German agency claims that an unnamed Hollywood actor offered to pay $2.8 million for her virginity.
“The high bidding for Giselle's auction shows us how high the demand for virgins is,” a spokesperson for the agency told the Mail. “Business people from all over the world have been bidding.”
If was anyone important they would have put his name down
They didn't put down the name of the bidder who won
So I'd assume there's a confidentiality clause there
Otherwise noone would fucking bid
Teenager decided to whore herself, the news is about the idiot that bought her. Pussy Pass Granted!
It is legal in Germany
but she is still a whore <:think_200iq:378717098681171988>
Do they even need his resignation, if they're going to force him?
if it is the party asking for it than yes
I mean, the military pretty much forced him out of the presidency. What value is it to have him resign?
its about saving the creditbility of the party
#cnn-news would just be for fake news<:think_200iq:378717098681171988>
I always figured parody news stories would just go in <#372508286529961996>
Seems as good a place as any
I'm sure this is gonna go juuuuuuuuust fine
Let the show begin
Somehow Jeb Bush is elected
Elizabeth Nolan Brown.
Yes, this one:
trans women =/= Wymens
"“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth."