picked from the start to compete

if anything it's scarier

It's Michael Phelps

he wasn't interested in Swimming

but a coach said you got long arms bruh

I'm not gonna lie

whenever I hear the name "Phelps" all I can think of is LA Noire

I never played it, so I think of a Sea Monster

I just think he's going to get into detective work.

It's kinda easy to tell you are being followed if the guy has comically long arms

You're getting followed by Donkey Kong

...jesus christ

I looked this guy up, and that joke strikes too true

this guy legit looks like he's part gorilla

That's how you dominate Swimming

The Coach picked him for a reason

It's not a Joke

He's got legs for legs and legs for arms

https://twitter.com/otterfacetweets/status/953013076114198528

u wot

https://twitter.com/i/moments/952982551928426499

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 why don’t you link an archive of it?

Why do you want to give the BBC shekels?

Like I give a fuck I'm a Liberalist

You mean autist?

You wanna put all links through archive and I'm the Autist?

BBC shill

how so?

just use adblock

smh

adblock doesn't stop a licence fee coming through your letterbox

that's why you don't get a receiver. they can't give you a license fee for internet

I meant adblock at the guy saying archive the links anyhow

oh well both

I turn off adblock if it's a good site 😃

Even for a good site I don't. Had too many experiences with ads that actually just give you a virus

kdk

That's not surfing the internet. That's your dating life

Yeah. Tired of being told by ads how many hot chicks are in my area

protip

there are none