It's all gone wrong

I'm not Fat

everyone else is Fat

Leave me Bru alone

What the fuck

Man I'm getting off this British ride in the next 10 years so I've stopped giving a fuck.

Gas up the Huey's this is about to become very unreasonable

It's fatties stuffing their faces with Mcdonald's

I'm slim, I'm strong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-43645456/when-uber-drivers-replace-ambulances

http://news.mit.edu/2018/computer-system-transcribes-words-users-speak-silently-0404

NOPE

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article206950449.html#fmp

https://youtu.be/WrYob6YUmbc

Gimme a gun and a Hercules and I will quite happily go Liberate Venezuela

I'm not even asking for Huey's

where on earth is Sean Penn when you need him?

Being a Cuckhold Hollywood Actor

I'll even throw in. I promise not to use Napalm

but we'll need grenades

I'll come with Broo, you'll need an Aussie or two fighting by your side to help ya out, as is tradition

Just don't send me to a fuckin beach with a steep hill or I'll shoot your nads out

Or anywhere near emus

We'll be riding Kangaroos my brother

but we won't die

neither did Gimli or Legolas

:^)

History is written by the Victorious

That is indeed true

lol

nice maymay

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/neighbors-outraged-nypd-police-fatally-shoot-man-they-say-was-mentally-ill-brooklyn-new-york-city/

"It was just a pipe". That he was holding out like a gun. Making people think he had a gun. He deserved to get shot.

Alas, let's watch the inevitable BLM chimpout.

"He was mentally ill." So was the youtube shooter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMPexQ7iVw

I'd put that in the Suicide by Cop box

no balls to do it yourself

so start waving a pipe around

Headlines being carefully crafted.... "police falsely mistake pipe for gun"... what do they mean, "falsely"?