Wtf

ya Mom tried to flush you down McD's toilet

That's why your adopted

She’s fucking nuts

CALIFORNIA

IF we're talking about flushing anything, it's west of the San Andreas Fault

Redwood is north of the fault

"Lockner is accused of attempted murder and other charges including inflicting great bodily harm to a child. She faces life in prison if convicted."

She should have just tried to beat it to death inside the womb

that makes it ok in California

didn't know she was Preggo

bf no clue either

I don't see how that happens

I told my mate she was preggers before she had even taken the test

she was walking funny

something like this happened a couple years ago at a restaurant too, with a Mexican chick iirc

I got God Father for that one. Early warning 👍🏿

it was actually July of last year, member this?
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article162335893.html

it's our new July tradition

FoxNews.Com reports an employee taking the trash out later that day noticed the bag was heavier than usual and dragged it across the parking lot. The bag tore and the newborn baby fell out. Authorities responded to an emergency call from the restaurant reporting that a newborn was in cardiac arrest, Fox reported.

JESUS

Imagine being that dude

oh fuck that churns my stomach

I need some eye bleach

Free Buddha

👍

i love that picture, it always reminds of the "Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how i got here" meme.

Half Blind Fat Dumb Dog becomes symbol

Lol

https://twitter.com/MagicMagid/status/1014494400532148225

RENT FREE FOLKS

https://twitter.com/turn001/status/1014803980181016576

he wants to sendd the kids to prisons with the parents'

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/05/federal-judge-strikes-down-troubling-california-sanctuary-state-law-upholds-two-others.html

small victory but still doesnt take the criminals off the street

https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/abolishing-ice-heres-the-price-tag

muh jobs <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/07/05/democrat-dov-hikind-rips-chuck-schumers-attacks-republicans-donald-trump

YUS!