```I sexually Identify as Blizzard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of selling out to China. People say to me that being a chinese puppet company in the US is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having Tencent buy half my stocks as well as develop a shit mobile Diablo game to milk microtransactions. From now on I want you guys to call me “Xi Jinping's bitch” and respect my right to ban players for supporting democracy. If you can’t accept me I'll censor you too.```
