Message from @MountainMan

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2019-09-26 11:33:15 UTC  

Next week they ask for a ban on sharpening stones and metal files

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2019-09-26 11:34:49 UTC  

i rather get stabbed with a knife than a screwdriver

Not before I make millions selling sharpening stones and metal files

2019-09-26 11:35:09 UTC  

Soon theyโ€™ll ban trashbags too because you can choke someone with one

2019-09-26 11:35:19 UTC  

Or some home made shank

2019-09-26 11:35:22 UTC  

Oh wait.... you need a license for trashbags

2019-09-26 11:35:32 UTC  

i wonder if at some point it goes full circle, "knifes are banned, fuck it, lets just smuggle in firearms and explosives"

2019-09-26 11:35:44 UTC  

They banned acids too right?

2019-09-26 11:35:50 UTC  

Like cleaning acids?

2019-09-26 11:36:21 UTC  

I swear they made it so you needed a license for different cleanings acids and bases

2019-09-26 11:36:28 UTC  

But I might be wrong

2019-09-26 11:38:19 UTC  

Need to be 18. But as we all know. Getting your hands on cleaning supplies is not hard as probably most people have it under the kitchen sink totally unguarded

2019-09-26 11:38:41 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-26 11:39:22 UTC  

I wonder if there has been any breakins in the UK where people just go to get some strong acids and shit

2019-09-26 11:40:02 UTC  

Or just grab one from a cleaning trolley wherever you see one in public

2019-09-26 11:40:09 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-26 11:40:16 UTC  

i wonder when they will ban spray anti transpirants

2019-09-26 11:40:20 UTC  

KEK

2019-09-26 11:40:31 UTC  

Or fucking potassium supplements

2019-09-26 11:40:31 UTC  

sooner or later soembody will discover the flamethrower capabilities

2019-09-26 11:41:01 UTC  

Axe body spray and self defense weapon

2019-09-26 11:41:07 UTC  

KEK

2019-09-26 11:41:36 UTC  

now that I think about it. You could make some pretty good firebomb from axe <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2019-09-26 11:44:10 UTC  

Even molotov cocktails that you can't extinguish are easy to make and is made with mostly household ingredients

2019-09-26 11:45:40 UTC  

You can't ban away the problems of your society

2019-09-26 11:47:38 UTC  

^

2019-09-26 13:49:19 UTC  

see, doing crimes is illegal already

2019-09-26 19:35:49 UTC  

>canโ€™t extinguish

2019-09-26 19:35:52 UTC  

Define canโ€™t

2019-09-27 12:50:11 UTC  

Impressive ratio

2019-09-27 13:00:44 UTC  

This guy works for Buzzfeed

2019-09-27 13:14:26 UTC  

working for buzzfeed is the definition of pathetic

2019-09-27 23:56:46 UTC  

I post this here because the shooting he's referencing was done by National Guard units against students protesting bombing Cambodia

2019-09-27 23:57:41 UTC  

Beto need to worry more about his democrat credit card declining before making such bold statements about buying shit

2019-09-28 02:00:21 UTC  

a compitent editor had shot that down the moment it had ended up on his desk and fired the person behind it out of a cannon

2019-09-28 02:12:44 UTC  

Yup