Message from @warpwave
Discord ID: 606128889370247188
not that anyone goes there now
hmm
Would you vaccination there?
what tourist? most are either druglords or are in for some shit
are there any tourists left? I mean venezuelan women are hot and I bet pussy is cheap, but then you run the risk of being imprisoned for espionage
wanted to go to Roraima for years but it's always been advised against
Do you have baklava in venuzala?
only balaklavas now
If they have baklava and I can pretend I'm rich I'm going
last tourist i saw on the news got jail and it took a riot and possible murder all prisoners for him to get out
damn
the USA embassy got involve
But that was just the one you heard about
Hilton in Caracas 7 days all inclusive for 700€ <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>
I'm sure there are plenty of others DOJ g fine
"all inclusive" means "all of the pictures of food you want"
No licking
Deposit required
also when he got out the other political prisoners got tortured some die
<:oof:494878589406150657>
Damm, I was gonna bring some ketchup too seeing as it's worth so much there
So, how are you all surviving ?
fish and rice
And are you allowed to tell us this
Typing here doesn't make you a political criminal or so thing does it?
dude any one not on the "carnet de la patria" is a political criminal
also the gov monitors Facebook and twitter mostly
unless some one here is a gov spy and know where i live
unlikely but anyone can join this server
so be careful bro
I doubt they have the resources to monitor this little server though
Warpwave the criminal mastermind
Who shared state secrets with a bunch of capatilisist pigs
its like in a secret agent except i dont know shit
he's told us stuff we didn't know before like Venezuela is fucked <:thronk:441701565607444482>
Big leaks
BIG SECRET BIG SPY BIG TORTURE
The dollar is trading at Bs. 12518.22 and € at Bs. 13,954.94 today
can you go scoop up a couple million Bolivar off the ground and mail it to me? I'll pay you 60 cents
oh also we deleted five ceros not tree