I bet tourists are treated well now they must all be like billionaires

not that anyone goes there now

hmm

Would you vaccination there?

what tourist? most are either druglords or are in for some shit

are there any tourists left? I mean venezuelan women are hot and I bet pussy is cheap, but then you run the risk of being imprisoned for espionage

wanted to go to Roraima for years but it's always been advised against

Do you have baklava in venuzala?

only balaklavas now

If they have baklava and I can pretend I'm rich I'm going

last tourist i saw on the news got jail and it took a riot and possible murder all prisoners for him to get out

damn

the USA embassy got involve

But that was just the one you heard about

Hilton in Caracas 7 days all inclusive for 700€ <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

I'm sure there are plenty of others DOJ g fine

"all inclusive" means "all of the pictures of food you want"

No licking

Deposit required

also when he got out the other political prisoners got tortured some die

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i think i have seen baklava some years before on some food place not sure

Damm, I was gonna bring some ketchup too seeing as it's worth so much there

So, how are you all surviving ?

fish and rice

And are you allowed to tell us this

Typing here doesn't make you a political criminal or so thing does it?

dude any one not on the "carnet de la patria" is a political criminal

also the gov monitors Facebook and twitter mostly

unless some one here is a gov spy and know where i live

unlikely but anyone can join this server

so be careful bro

I doubt they have the resources to monitor this little server though

Warpwave the criminal mastermind

Who shared state secrets with a bunch of capatilisist pigs

its like in a secret agent except i dont know shit

he's told us stuff we didn't know before like Venezuela is fucked <:thronk:441701565607444482>

Big leaks

BIG SECRET BIG SPY BIG TORTURE

The dollar is trading at Bs. 12518.22 and € at Bs. 13,954.94 today

can you go scoop up a couple million Bolivar off the ground and mail it to me? I'll pay you 60 cents