Message from @Alexmikli

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2018-03-28 00:40:26 UTC  

look up Mysore Rockets

2018-03-28 00:40:35 UTC  

Korea had them too

2018-03-28 00:40:53 UTC  

>In 1300 Mongol mercenaries in India are recorded to have used hand held rockets.

2018-03-28 00:40:56 UTC  

Basically these were the first rockets to not just be arrows with explodey bits on them

2018-03-28 00:40:59 UTC  

Doesn't look like they invented rockets.

2018-03-28 00:41:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/428352819242860545/1522127314163.jpg

2018-03-28 00:41:28 UTC  

blocking Vee is how you can tell JF is high IQ

2018-03-28 00:41:37 UTC  

>According to Liang Jieming, two Song dynasty generals by the name of Yue Yifang and Feng Jisheng (馮繼升) invented a variant fire arrow which used gunpowder tubes as propellant. However more documentary evidence of rockets does not appear until the 13th century.

2018-03-28 00:41:55 UTC  

Yeah I could be wrong here but last time I saw info on it, the idea is that exploding arrows were taken in India and the Indians had the idea of packing all the bomb into metal and making what people would today see as a rocket

2018-03-28 00:42:18 UTC  

Also gotta admit spinnign sword rockets are cool af

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/428353104333897754/Rocket_warfare.png

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

But yeah I think these are sometimes considered the first rockets because they exploded

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

Why would you attach a sword to that?

2018-03-28 00:43:37 UTC  

whereas the earlier ones were just arrows that flew faster

2018-03-28 00:43:46 UTC  

Fuck man

2018-03-28 00:43:54 UTC  

why not put swords on everything

2018-03-28 00:44:27 UTC  

Anywhere my only point here is that the meme really does not give a fair shake to Asians

2018-03-28 00:44:39 UTC  

The fucking *plow* was apparently invented in China

2018-03-28 00:44:46 UTC  

It would probably make it slower

2018-03-28 00:44:50 UTC  

and Steppe horse people(Iranians or Turks or Mongols) appear to have invented hte wheel

2018-03-28 00:45:09 UTC  

Yeah it probably would, though I could also see it being an early understanding of ballistics

2018-03-28 00:45:21 UTC  

"If we put pointy shit at the end of our bombs, they fly straighter"

2018-03-28 00:45:30 UTC  

"put a fuckin' sword on it, Rajneesh, see if that helps"

2018-03-28 00:46:14 UTC  

>Arrows are for sissies, real men throw swords!

2018-03-28 00:46:21 UTC  

They had rockets in the Napoleon era

2018-03-28 00:46:42 UTC  

They were shit

2018-03-28 00:46:49 UTC  

And not widely used

2018-03-28 00:46:59 UTC  

Why use a rocket when you can use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:47:09 UTC  

More accuracy

2018-03-28 00:47:19 UTC  

More common metertial

2018-03-28 00:47:24 UTC  

Have have gunpowder

2018-03-28 00:47:46 UTC  

And everything else needed might as well use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:48:17 UTC  
2018-03-28 00:48:29 UTC  

Yeah definitely cannons were better

2018-03-28 00:48:41 UTC  

Though the first version of everything is going to be pretty shit

2018-03-28 00:48:54 UTC  

Took like 400 years for guns to be anything other than cheaper, shittier bows

2018-03-28 00:49:00 UTC  

Yup

2018-03-28 00:49:13 UTC  

I figure that the rockets were more shit to scare the shit out of horses

2018-03-28 00:49:23 UTC  

The swords probably made a spooky woosh noise too

2018-03-28 00:49:33 UTC  

Yeah they screamed like fireworks do