Message from @Jab

Discord ID: 432139435388174337


2018-04-07 10:59:03 UTC  

Indeed.

2018-04-07 10:59:15 UTC  

I wanted to hate it

2018-04-07 10:59:19 UTC  

I really wanted to

2018-04-07 10:59:26 UTC  

But when I was done reading

2018-04-07 10:59:30 UTC  

I was out of hate

2018-04-07 10:59:53 UTC  

Only pity remains

2018-04-07 11:00:24 UTC  

yeah

2018-04-07 11:02:19 UTC  

Sometimes something appals you enough that you want to actively change timelines to evade it

2018-04-07 11:02:38 UTC  

But then you might find that you already are in the timeline that works the best

2018-04-07 11:02:44 UTC  

and it tears you appart

2018-04-07 11:03:20 UTC  

feesbadman

2018-04-07 11:04:22 UTC  

Not even god himself could imagine a better way to deal with it

2018-04-07 11:04:43 UTC  

It should sober up the most drunk, which would be me

2018-04-07 11:05:40 UTC  

I will think about it when I hang up the clothings to dry

2018-04-07 11:05:45 UTC  

So...be right back

2018-04-07 11:11:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/432135211438964736/tunnel.png

There's a young woman at the local shop she's 6/10 but her ass is 15/10

what do I do?

2018-04-07 11:27:41 UTC  

wait how does that math add up?

2018-04-07 11:27:50 UTC  

diddle her doo

2018-04-07 11:28:17 UTC  

If she is 6/10 = 15/10 - X/10

We've gone beyond Maths <:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

2018-04-07 11:28:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/432139663420030977/unknown.png

2018-04-07 11:28:46 UTC  

Anyone know how to find the X?

no if you can write that book I'll make you richest person that ever lived

She's weird. I think she is doing squats or something

Squats and only squats

2018-04-07 11:35:36 UTC  

Ok the math is in

2018-04-07 11:35:55 UTC  

X =9

2018-04-07 11:36:07 UTC  

...

2018-04-07 11:36:09 UTC  

so with her ass accounted for she is a 9/10

2018-04-07 11:36:16 UTC  

mathematically

2018-04-07 11:36:42 UTC  

Civil war incoming

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I gave her a 6 and I gave her ass a 15

I don't see the problem

2018-04-07 11:39:20 UTC  

^its all just a matter of perspective

2018-04-07 11:40:16 UTC  

from where im sitting, shes a 15