someone on a thread said "cops using rubber bullets have backup"

if their target doesn't get the message after the first salvo, they might need it

PCP

I think if the alternative is getting killed, then you probably wont mind spilling the blood of your attacker

anyone with a healthy survival instinct, shouldn't

they might have AIDS

if they have a gun, that's a risk you'll have to take

this town has an epidemic of schizophrenic drugaddicted homeless. which is pretty sad, but theyll f††† with you sometimes

they dont have guns, but what else would i do under attack

the more I hear about this town you live in, the more I think you should get out of there the first chance you get lol

as long as you don't go hunting them on purpose, I don't see a problem in defending yourself against them if they attack you

ive been trying for years lol

this is one of the most in-demand cities in america right now

everyobody wants to move here

for what reason?

it's hip and quirky

we put cereal on our donuts

lol

another reason to bail

they make a bacon donut but its like its just Wendys fastfood bacon who cares? shoot dope and starve

200 tourists wait in line to get a donut here and be harrassed by panhandlers

I think I saw something about that on reddit

I love to keep saying this, but youve seen our downtown on This Week In Stupid

Baltimore?

Portland

oh ok

Our college protested Christina Hoff Summers for being a hotgirl

I genuinely cringe every time I think of Portland

same

oh yeah, we're also a syphilis vector

At least the hipsters are contained to a few cities...for now

Well they took colorado

yeah that is a real bummer

they will ruin everything eventually

sure, i would have moved there before

same

now they tear down peoples trump signs and american flags

I went to Texas once and everytime i tell people here i like it, they cringe

lol

i was scared to go, from what i heard

Texas is pretty cool, I've been there a few times