Message from @Scipio Americanus

Discord ID: 444744623718531072


2018-05-12 06:14:30 UTC  

Should I identify

2018-05-12 06:14:31 UTC  

Wait

2018-05-12 06:14:34 UTC  

my preferred pronoun is the entire navy seal copypasta

2018-05-12 06:14:36 UTC  

My meds are only for adhd rn

2018-05-12 06:14:45 UTC  

Hmm

2018-05-12 06:14:55 UTC  

if you cant recite it perfectly from memory youre a transphobe

2018-05-12 06:15:00 UTC  

mandroid

2018-05-12 06:15:03 UTC  

I could identify as a agm-114

2018-05-12 06:15:09 UTC  

it really isn't that simple because there are methods by which geneticists control for false positives

2018-05-12 06:15:12 UTC  

Maybe I’m japanese

2018-05-12 06:15:15 UTC  

such as?

2018-05-12 06:15:30 UTC  

Wanting to run into armored vehicles with my body

2018-05-12 06:15:36 UTC  

What are you @versterven? For the record.

2018-05-12 06:15:47 UTC  

Why M4?

2018-05-12 06:15:56 UTC  

I like to think of myself as a m5a1

2018-05-12 06:16:01 UTC  

Or maybe an m41

2018-05-12 06:16:07 UTC  

Fair

2018-05-12 06:16:10 UTC  

I can tell by the name

2018-05-12 06:16:12 UTC  

using linear regression frameworks and making use of case-control studies

2018-05-12 06:16:20 UTC  

Guy, girl, trans?

2018-05-12 06:16:21 UTC  

@M4Gunner i love you

2018-05-12 06:16:27 UTC  

That’s too many words for how late at night it is @versterven

2018-05-12 06:16:31 UTC  

Also

2018-05-12 06:16:36 UTC  

i'm a white guy

2018-05-12 06:16:37 UTC  

Does your name translate to kys

2018-05-12 06:16:42 UTC  

the problem is that we don't have a population of people who are culturally and economically identical but racially different

2018-05-12 06:16:46 UTC  

Ok

2018-05-12 06:16:46 UTC  

lol

2018-05-12 06:16:51 UTC  

Let me guess

2018-05-12 06:17:00 UTC  

5’10” 120 lbs

2018-05-12 06:17:08 UTC  

Or maybe 300 lbs

2018-05-12 06:17:12 UTC  

@radeon
```What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
```

2018-05-12 06:17:43 UTC  

I still can't believe he fell for that last night

2018-05-12 06:17:46 UTC  

Yes

2018-05-12 06:17:54 UTC  

Yes we are

2018-05-12 06:17:55 UTC  

Why?

2018-05-12 06:17:58 UTC  

Shall we talk about white terrorism now?

2018-05-12 06:17:59 UTC  

Stereotypes

2018-05-12 06:18:01 UTC  

That’s why

2018-05-12 06:18:01 UTC  

i will never get over than guy unironically believing the navy seals copypasta was meant as a genuine statement

2018-05-12 06:18:06 UTC  

yep