can't go as long before he has to reload?

This was in my dick

it's called docking, no?

dafuq is wrong with you people?

umm

whatever @HungBunny had surgery for

I told I cancer

Mean gay

gayness is a cancer

Gay conversion therapy

They gave me a soul and sucked demons out of my dick

was a women the one doing the sucking?

important bit of info there

I doctors docked my dick with a 20 inch tube and now I'm gay

Nah

I was molested in hopsital though

All jokes aside

well shit

have the doctor suck the gay out of your dick

time to move to <#412721382003179530> ?

oh ok go into serious business

@HungBunny tell the story nibba

The catheda was backing my piss up so I called a nurse with the button. Some random nurse came in cause mine was on break and I told her etc etc and she immediately grabbed my dick

I've had some cathedas in my time and a nurse has never grabbed my ding dong straight away

I havnt tried but it hurts after

Dick gets bruised

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

fuck

sounds painful

Oeoe

@HungBunny
You got raped by a woman?

that's not possible

so is that the whole story

haven't you payed attention to the news?

the guy wanted it

always

But yeah she decided she had to move me for some reason and she got other nurse in to help move me. The first one asked if she could touch my leg. The next asked if she could touch my shoulder,then Mr. Gropey grabbed my arse and under a bit, and my bits while she moved me

Then was patting my head and rubbing my shoulder and I was like go away now ples

Well being in a hospital bed is kinda boring