What

To go rub one out?

Oh

Sorry to hear that

Sait

Wait

Weak

Which “this particular thing?”

Yeah

My EMR instructor

Was telling us about how he responded to a motorcycle crash

He was a police detective

And then a paramedic

And I can’t go much further without doxing him

Anyways

He rides a motorcycle

And he was telling us about how he was first on scene to a motorcycle crash, in his car

Because he happened to be driving by

So he checks everything out, waits for the ambulance to get there

And they’re just cracking jokes

And thats how he got his first motorbike

While there’s motorcyclist brain on the road

But what kinda pedo jokes did you mean? @M4Gunner

I meant that you’d leave the conversation from

Housemate was abused by her dad. Boyfriend broke up with her. She responded at the end of the fight "Yeah, well. You could never love me like my dad did!" <- Best Pedo joke. Laughed for hours.

Aw man, doesn’t this feel like the sorta conversation you’d have around campfire embers

When it’s just theee people still awake

And they’re all kinda tired

Now that said

I do have to get up in 4 1/2 hours

So I’m gonna call it a night

For real this time

bai

I’m already in bed now at least, instead of still working

See you guys

Night

sweet dreams fam

gimme a smooch

Everybody needs their kisses before bed.

Gotta redistribute the bedtime kisses.

Sieze the means of your dreams.