Message from @Antiboom
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Or I can control my erections some
Or I have confirmation bias
There is no such thing as a normal dick Antiboom, there is only Normal Dicks and various normal dick behaviours
When did I say abnormal
Idk
You didn't
As long as none of the kids are tied up, I’d be fine
Replying that way amused me more then just saying: Peoples dicks behave differently
Fair enough
What
To go rub one out?
Oh
Sorry to hear that
Sait
Wait
Weak
Which “this particular thing?”
Yeah
My EMR instructor
Was telling us about how he responded to a motorcycle crash
And then a paramedic
And I can’t go much further without doxing him
Anyways
He rides a motorcycle
And he was telling us about how he was first on scene to a motorcycle crash, in his car
Because he happened to be driving by
So he checks everything out, waits for the ambulance to get there
And they’re just cracking jokes
And thats how he got his first motorbike
While there’s motorcyclist brain on the road
I meant that you’d leave the conversation from
Housemate was abused by her dad. Boyfriend broke up with her. She responded at the end of the fight "Yeah, well. You could never love me like my dad did!" <- Best Pedo joke. Laughed for hours.
Aw man, doesn’t this feel like the sorta conversation you’d have around campfire embers
When it’s just theee people still awake
And they’re all kinda tired
Now that said
I do have to get up in 4 1/2 hours
So I’m gonna call it a night
For real this time