Message from @Fitzydog

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2018-05-17 02:48:29 UTC  

It is funny, how the ALT-R is ok with Persian and Asian girlfriends, but not with Jewish ones.

2018-05-17 02:48:45 UTC  

I think he may have set up the Kaaba in Mecca also

2018-05-17 02:48:56 UTC  

HMMMM

2018-05-17 02:49:00 UTC  

Which appears to have had Greek like statues in it

2018-05-17 02:49:10 UTC  

wrong

2018-05-17 02:49:20 UTC  

he never traveled that far south

2018-05-17 02:49:34 UTC  

especially into a shithole like arabia

2018-05-17 02:49:51 UTC  

There is a tale of him visiting it

2018-05-17 02:49:55 UTC  

We wouldn't know anyways. The damn Muslims blow everything up anyways

2018-05-17 02:50:11 UTC  

Yes, and every tale told by ancient times is true. Unless it's the Bible.

2018-05-17 02:50:51 UTC  

yeap

2018-05-17 02:51:51 UTC  

Jesus was probably just a Jewish revolutionary who wanted to combine Hellenistic Judaism with the mainstream Jewish tradition, during the period of Roman occupation

2018-05-17 02:52:32 UTC  

oof

2018-05-17 02:52:35 UTC  

dat phat booty

2018-05-17 02:52:40 UTC  

It'd be awfully odd of Alexander, a conquering warlord, to stop and sit around while some big stupid temple was built for a religion he didn't really worship (since he was polytheistic being... Greek/Macedonian).

2018-05-17 02:54:13 UTC  

Jesus didn't exist

2018-05-17 02:54:32 UTC  

caesar is fake news

2018-05-17 02:54:39 UTC  

@Deleted User Obviously the tales are based off someone

2018-05-17 02:54:48 UTC  

There was however a guy very similar to him

2018-05-17 02:54:50 UTC  

Alexander the great didn't exist

2018-05-17 02:54:52 UTC  

Read some Josephus

2018-05-17 02:55:08 UTC  

I have my doubts that a Macedonian that considered himself to be Greek (and considered himself the son of Zeus) was Zoroastrian.

2018-05-17 02:55:15 UTC  

Josephus and Tacitus are not reliable

2018-05-17 02:55:49 UTC  

A real and physical Jesus existed.

2018-05-17 02:55:52 UTC  

Oh okay, it's all a conspiracy then. A 2000 year old conspiracy. WRAP IT UP GUYS

2018-05-17 02:56:05 UTC  

That's not even up for debate with modern scientists.

2018-05-17 02:56:17 UTC  

There is a theory that Josephus helped create Christianity through the direction of the Caesars

2018-05-17 02:56:29 UTC  

Wow an even greater conspiracy

2018-05-17 02:56:30 UTC  

WOW

2018-05-17 02:56:31 UTC  

The Flavian's

2018-05-17 02:56:35 UTC  

so enlightened

2018-05-17 02:56:36 UTC  

not

2018-05-17 02:56:53 UTC  

There was so much political shit going on in Judea at the time, I'd be surprised if there WASN'T a Jesus figure or two at the time.

2018-05-17 02:57:04 UTC  

Flavius Josephus

2018-05-17 02:58:33 UTC  

I bet the real Jesus was a scapegoat, and that the Romans just learned the Hebrew language, their culture and religion, their legal system, and their parables and idioms, and then created a really cool fiction that they thought people would just believe, as long as they put some guy on wooden poles and then poked him with a pokeystick.

2018-05-17 02:58:59 UTC  

The pope still carries the title of Caesar, pontifex maximus

2018-05-17 02:59:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446506899722993664/220px-Kendrick_Lamar_-_Damn.png

2018-05-17 02:59:18 UTC  

@MaikuPens That lends more credence to the philosophical basis of Christianity than the Canon does lol