Message from @PurpleFyrus

Discord ID: 447974083079045120


2018-05-21 04:06:14 UTC  

dont go near grizzles

2018-05-21 04:06:16 UTC  

they will eat you

2018-05-21 04:06:32 UTC  

black bears will just mess with your shit

2018-05-21 04:06:44 UTC  

had like 2 cubs on my roof yesterday, would not climb down

2018-05-21 04:06:55 UTC  

trying to mess up my satelite

2018-05-21 04:07:10 UTC  

Black bears are super skidish. You literally snap your fingers and they go running like your thanos or something.

2018-05-21 04:07:16 UTC  

not these ones

2018-05-21 04:07:23 UTC  

the cubs anyways

2018-05-21 04:07:26 UTC  

they too curious

2018-05-21 04:07:54 UTC  

Oh, well I was on a pretty secluded chunk of land. Those bears probably don't see many humans.

2018-05-21 04:08:11 UTC  

its the skunks you gotta worry about

2018-05-21 04:08:14 UTC  

those fuckers

2018-05-21 04:08:16 UTC  

got RANGE

2018-05-21 04:08:25 UTC  

they'll shoot you from a mile away

2018-05-21 04:08:30 UTC  

fuking snipers

2018-05-21 04:08:35 UTC  

Ha, I got spray when I was riding my motorcycle like 2 years ago. FUCKING SUCKED

2018-05-21 04:08:45 UTC  

it stays on you

2018-05-21 04:08:47 UTC  

for DAYYYYYS

2018-05-21 04:08:54 UTC  

i had one

2018-05-21 04:09:02 UTC  

fall into my air conditioning unit

2018-05-21 04:09:04 UTC  

last year

2018-05-21 04:09:10 UTC  

THE ENTIRE HOUSE

2018-05-21 04:09:14 UTC  

ah fuck that

2018-05-21 04:09:16 UTC  

smelled like skunk ass

2018-05-21 04:09:17 UTC  

buy a new house

2018-05-21 04:09:21 UTC  

basically

2018-05-21 04:09:28 UTC  

or burn the place down and start fresh

2018-05-21 04:09:32 UTC  

that almost happened

2018-05-21 04:09:36 UTC  

5 years ago

2018-05-21 04:09:40 UTC  

forest fire

2018-05-21 04:09:45 UTC  

stopped like a mile away from house

2018-05-21 04:09:51 UTC  

my dog used to get sprayed all the time and then stink up the house.

2018-05-21 04:09:53 UTC  

this one was huge, up in northern cali

2018-05-21 04:09:59 UTC  

yeah

2018-05-21 04:10:04 UTC  

dogs love to piss of skunks

2018-05-21 05:40:10 UTC  

Good morning everyone!

2018-05-21 05:40:39 UTC  

No

2018-05-21 05:41:13 UTC  

morning

2018-05-21 05:41:17 UTC  

Initiate shut down protocols

2018-05-21 05:41:57 UTC  

I would say good morning, but he blocked me

2018-05-21 05:42:02 UTC  

So fuck him