Message from @Jek Porkins
Discord ID: 449356951973789696
>Not even a gun owner yet
>Yo I need a second gun to bridge the 20 minutes I clean my first gun in
And if someone is trying to kick your door down, they're hardly difficult to put back together
What nurgle said
By the time they break the lock your gun is reassembled
If I was home I'd take a video to show you how quick you can put a pistol back together
Assuming you're not planning to buy a fucking turret
TUCHANKA IS HERE
CYKA BLYAT
Kek
It's a bad reason lol
Because we can 😉😉😉
Buying a second one for the looks is a better reason than that XD
Hell I don't have the desire to shoot a gun my whole life but I wouldn't mind having a Mauser C96 to put on my wall
The time you need to grab your 2nd gun is about as much as reassembling your first tbh
Even then tbh XD
Break ins:
> usually take a few minutes to get in at least
> usually happen when you're not at home anyway because they've been scoping your house for two days and know when you'll be away from the house
^^
**Under attack reeee**
**the commies are here**
Don't you hate it when one of your balls just goes AWOL?
So far the achievements of one-balled men have been quite significant
It randomly disappears and then shows up again like it's visiting a side bitch or something
You can have 7273628 if you like
Kek
Even bows and arrows gotta be locked up and you're not allowed to use them for self defense here kek
Ha, snatch is a great movie
Not that anyone would care when they're being attacked
Man...
I keep my loaded shotgun under my desk with my loaded pistol
<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>
For uh....
Reasons
TotalBiscuit just passed away.
'Pleasure'
Late to the party
Can't be bothered to go to the cinema
And uni only shows feminist movies like get out or pc acceptable stuff like wonderwoman
I gotta get slugs for my shotgun tho. My range won't let me shoot buckshot
My country won't let me shoot aluminium arrows XDD
@Ruggwain
Good, they are shit