@Jek Porkins
I really wish i could buy a bear legion back in the day

Nigga had a 70lb pull

Could put an arrow all the way through the foam block

Now my step dad has a fetish for crossbows

Fuckers are powerful

Uh I don't fucking remember the brand

And it's locked up

Lemme see

They've got way heavier draws than bows. You use your feet to pull em

Jesus Christ

Crossbows are thicc

Chad bows

But bows are manlier for some fucking reason

Stacy bows

The pull is attractive to wahmen

Get to flex them gunzzz💸💵💰💰💰

Pull that bowstring like they pull those legs apart 🔥

*squirts*

*insert generic instagram thot phrases*

"copyright strike"?

*oh let me adjust my camera*

LOL

Lemme copyright strike the fucking hay target

I have a penchant for breaking arrows

In the fucking hay

*CAN WE ***C O P Y S T R I K E*** THIS GUY*

I tried to play a hoi4 game @Ruggwain why is everyone that plays hoi4 literally autistic

You have to be

It's a prerequisite

It's in the EULA

They all wanna play nazi Germany and invade switzerland for 3 years

How times have changed since HoI 1

unpossible

Where I played as Hungary and invaded Yugoslavia in 1937

Then invaded Bulgaria in order to get more resources to finish Yugoslavia off

There's nothing like conquering the world as some little shit of a country

During an MP game

The memory of world domination as Azerbaijan still gives me cummies

I think I played Italy in HoI II the most

Trying to build superheavy battleships before the US came into the war

I hate how the hoi4 tutorial gives you italy