Message from @Mercury

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2018-06-02 02:26:42 UTC  

lol

2018-06-02 02:26:50 UTC  

They're already on their own way to doing just that

2018-06-02 02:26:59 UTC  

As a Commiefornian, I'll be willing to take one for the team.

2018-06-02 02:27:08 UTC  

you will be honored

2018-06-02 02:27:10 UTC  

as a former Commiefornian, I'm glad I won't

2018-06-02 02:27:16 UTC  

Yeah, what can we in the rest of the US do to infuriate them into getting it over with

2018-06-02 02:27:16 UTC  

I know how bad it is here, and if I have to go down with it, it'll be worth it.

2018-06-02 02:27:39 UTC  

Is there some hot button issue we can just run into the ground until they get upset and try to secede?

2018-06-02 02:27:58 UTC  

Weed?

2018-06-02 02:28:15 UTC  

Yeah, let's enforce federal drug laws only in Cali

2018-06-02 02:28:20 UTC  

And not anywhere else

2018-06-02 02:28:27 UTC  

I live in Cuckistan, and they can't legalize that shit fast enough.

2018-06-02 02:28:30 UTC  

I need to blaze that shit.

2018-06-02 02:28:37 UTC  

Degenerate

2018-06-02 02:28:54 UTC  

Your insults wound me! I need reefer to recover.

2018-06-02 02:28:54 UTC  

Never seen a person who smoked it actually benefit from it

2018-06-02 02:28:59 UTC  

Ah, shit

2018-06-02 02:29:01 UTC  

Nah bro, he on that woke vape shit.

2018-06-02 02:29:04 UTC  

Vicious cycle

2018-06-02 02:29:18 UTC  

> Is there some hot button issue we can just run into the ground until they get upset and try to secede?

Enforce the supremacy of "Shall Not Be Infringed" through the 14th amendment on them

2018-06-02 02:29:22 UTC  

Pff. Vape. Edibles are the way to go.

2018-06-02 02:29:44 UTC  

Ooh, let's increase DEA and ICE presence in the state

2018-06-02 02:30:10 UTC  

Eminent domain a bunch of state owned land they have earmarked for other shit and put new ICE/DEA buildings on it

2018-06-02 02:30:53 UTC  

Eminent Domain San Fransisco golf courses

2018-06-02 02:31:05 UTC  

Are they still building their stupid railroad?

2018-06-02 02:31:14 UTC  

Sorry, "light rail network"

2018-06-02 02:31:18 UTC  

To Bakersfield wasn't it? Yes

2018-06-02 02:31:44 UTC  

Eminent domain some shit in the way of that

2018-06-02 02:32:15 UTC  

Honestly, I bet just having Sessions tour some schools there would do it

2018-06-02 02:32:28 UTC  

But not Betsy DeVos?

2018-06-02 02:33:28 UTC  

Maybe both?

2018-06-02 02:33:48 UTC  

Have sessions do some DARE shit around the border and devos do... whatever it is she does.

2018-06-02 02:35:15 UTC  

Honestly though, if Travis Allen takes the governorship, he'll 'Take California Back' and California can be made great again.

2018-06-02 02:35:45 UTC  

Good luck with that

2018-06-02 02:36:24 UTC  

If all the people who voted for Trump in Cali turn out to vote for the governor, it can happen.

2018-06-02 02:36:34 UTC  

If not, the state is done.

2018-06-02 02:36:56 UTC  

> Have sessions do some DARE shit around the border and devos do... whatever it is she does.

DeVos can just stand there and it'll be enough

2018-06-02 02:37:11 UTC  

So true.

2018-06-02 02:37:12 UTC  

Literally.

2018-06-02 02:37:18 UTC  

Which means she's as useful as her department is to teachers across this country