Message from @muh_feelings

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she had surgery

2018-06-03 09:26:06 UTC  

yea, but the surgery she got was outpatient. nothing that takes 23 days to recover from

2018-06-03 09:26:29 UTC  

I'm sure if anything serious happened it'd be instant news

2018-06-03 09:26:38 UTC  

doctors or nurses would leak it

2018-06-03 09:26:43 UTC  

Not if the donald deported her ass

2018-06-03 09:26:52 UTC  

She knew too much

2018-06-03 09:26:52 UTC  

shit happens in hospitals my dude.

She's been a model her entire adult life, if there's one hair out of place

2018-06-03 09:27:12 UTC  

Ugly model

2018-06-03 09:27:13 UTC  

she's had work

2018-06-03 09:27:33 UTC  

No shit, really?!

2018-06-03 09:27:48 UTC  

Those mannish features are not natural?

early Melania is even hotter

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2018-06-03 09:28:05 UTC  

You mean IVANKA

2018-06-03 09:28:08 UTC  

Most people who have had plastic surgery looked better before they had it.

2018-06-03 09:28:11 UTC  

Thats why donald fucks her now

2018-06-03 09:29:40 UTC  

Gross, Im not even joking. She never looked that great. Her features are way too harsh

2018-06-03 09:29:59 UTC  

Not saying she is ugly. But def not hot

2018-06-03 09:30:22 UTC  

She has a more chiseled chin than donald

Super Model.... errrr 6/10

2018-06-03 09:30:57 UTC  

There are a lot of "super models" that arent hot unless they have the photos touched up like fucking crazy

2018-06-03 09:31:11 UTC  

Some of them look like straight up dudes without makeup and photoshop

2018-06-03 09:31:35 UTC  

Makes sense since the fashion industry is run by the big gay

2018-06-03 09:33:09 UTC  

Well, shit, the competition isnt high level for first ladies

2018-06-03 09:33:32 UTC  

I'd go with Barbara Bush as she looks today

2018-06-03 09:34:20 UTC  

That dinner was <:sad:382980750347206666>

The Donald getting ready for a major shitpost at the Red Dinner

2018-06-03 09:34:48 UTC  

I don't trust people that are incapable of self-deprication

That's not Diet Coke

2018-06-03 09:35:47 UTC  

He still takes those amphetamine diet pills from the 80s

I LOVE this man

2018-06-03 09:38:25 UTC  

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The Donald, shitposts from behind enemy lines