I remember when the american budweiser came to central europe and they started this marketing campaign where they showed people from american movies drinking budweiser and got everyone super hyped. then when people tried it for the first time they were really disappointed.

Best thing about Europeans
They know beer and they know coffee

American Coffee

and they know socialism

JESUS

lol

True

at least the eastern part

What about American coffee? Only the hipsters are making real coffee these days in North America

its funny how making real coffee is about the manliest thing you can do in italy

Source I had a Italian gf

she cared mostly about the weather and coffee

Good coffee is the only way to be optimally a human

Without it life is trash

I reckon I could have cheated on her (I would not) but if gave her good Coffee she would have forgiven me

that's true love

was she a good cook?

she is

I sent her to Rome but the Government has changed in Italy

why did you send her to rome?

It was Rome or London

so I told her Rome

I feel like I am missing the bigger picture here

I've asked her to stay in Rome

but she is a force of nature

Broo is a cryptic communicator

No u

I had a spanish girlfriend once(we broke up in january), she too was a force of nature. a 1,55 m force of nature.

Shorty

My wife was 4'11

Was?

yeah she turned twitter communist. it was not pretty

How tall is she now?

lol

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She's minus 6ft

Try doing this now in London

You'd be Gestapo'd

Stasi'd

the internet would have been the stasi's wetdream