Source I had a Italian gf

she cared mostly about the weather and coffee

Good coffee is the only way to be optimally a human

Without it life is trash

I reckon I could have cheated on her (I would not) but if gave her good Coffee she would have forgiven me

that's true love

was she a good cook?

she is

I sent her to Rome but the Government has changed in Italy

why did you send her to rome?

It was Rome or London

so I told her Rome

I feel like I am missing the bigger picture here

I've asked her to stay in Rome

but she is a force of nature

Broo is a cryptic communicator

No u

I had a spanish girlfriend once(we broke up in january), she too was a force of nature. a 1,55 m force of nature.

Shorty

My wife was 4'11

Was?

yeah she turned twitter communist. it was not pretty

How tall is she now?

lol

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

She's minus 6ft

Try doing this now in London

You'd be Gestapo'd

Stasi'd

the internet would have been the stasi's wetdream

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/8p71j7/when_you_come_out_and_suddenly_people_you_never/

lol

wew

hmm, i thought slavery was abolished on the island

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/16275736.Four_Oxford_men_charged_with_modern_slavery_offences/

:p

It's almost like criminals don't obey the law <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Wierd isnt it

Really gets those neurones firing.

Well, will probably be a light sentence, Not like he carried a Potato peeler or anything