Message from @King Canuck

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2018-06-16 16:21:09 UTC  

Basically worldwide satelite internet coverage

2018-06-16 16:23:52 UTC  

@King Canuck I literally have no fucking idea how that Jew, durtle got modded

2018-06-16 16:24:43 UTC  

He got modded the same time dan conway did, which makes sense because dan was rank 1

2018-06-16 16:26:35 UTC  

(((Durtle)))

2018-06-16 16:27:05 UTC  

*heck*

2018-06-16 16:27:19 UTC  

I have come to the conclusion while watching the world cup that the Vuvuzela must be banned worldwide and anyone caught using one must be executed.

2018-06-16 16:27:35 UTC  

I have one at home that I bought at a hockey arena when I was like... 7.

2018-06-16 16:27:43 UTC  

kill it with fire

2018-06-16 16:27:44 UTC  

I have a proper trumpet for that sort of noise, though.

2018-06-16 16:27:46 UTC  

Lol

2018-06-16 16:28:02 UTC  

A few years ago I celebrated new years by going into the street and riffing for five minutes

2018-06-16 16:28:13 UTC  

🎺 🎺 🎺

2018-06-16 16:28:46 UTC  

yeah, but see, a trumpet sounds nice, a vuvuzela sounds like a flock of a million+ seagulls squawking constantly.

2018-06-16 16:29:23 UTC  

^

2018-06-16 16:29:37 UTC  

@meratrix it’s cancer in sonic form

2018-06-16 16:29:40 UTC  

member the youtube vuvuzela button

2018-06-16 16:30:11 UTC  

aye

2018-06-16 16:30:15 UTC  

Shit was cancer

2018-06-16 16:30:57 UTC  

2010 tomska relates

2018-06-16 16:30:59 UTC  

God he got fat

2018-06-16 16:31:30 UTC  

It’s because of the soy

2018-06-16 16:31:46 UTC  

Nah it's cause he ate his feels

2018-06-16 16:32:09 UTC  

Wot

2018-06-16 16:32:35 UTC  

Basically

2018-06-16 16:33:02 UTC  

Eddsworld Edd died
Tom overstressed himself trying to do Eddsworld after the fact
Got an depression
Accidentally like... doubled his weight cause he's shit at managing himself and admits it

2018-06-16 16:33:09 UTC  

Ah

2018-06-16 16:33:12 UTC  

and at this point he's just kinda like

2018-06-16 16:33:28 UTC  

"yes I'm fat I'll make fat jokes about myself til I'm not fat so nobody else can do it first haha"

2018-06-16 16:33:52 UTC  

He's tried to diet a few times in the last few years but youtuber life and youtuber scheduling doesn't lend itself comfortably to good eating and proper sleep

2018-06-16 16:33:54 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-06-16 16:34:18 UTC  

https://youtu.be/q-LP-dTjOR4 here's a recent comedy from him, I thought it was pretty funny

2018-06-16 16:34:31 UTC  

he went blonde for a while, then purple then blue now he's back to natural hair

2018-06-16 16:34:43 UTC  

His rationale was "I'm already an obese man in england, might as well stand the *fuck* out"

2018-06-16 16:34:43 UTC  

How would one get back from being a Snowflake?

2018-06-16 16:34:54 UTC  

Lots of effort

2018-06-16 16:35:05 UTC  

Yea, but how?

2018-06-16 16:35:47 UTC  

what level of snowflake are we on

2018-06-16 16:36:48 UTC  

if you're not too far into snowflakedom all you need is the natural passage of time to become self-aware and chill tf out

2018-06-16 16:36:54 UTC  

I was kinda snowflakey in high school and that did it

2018-06-16 16:38:01 UTC  

unrelated, any of y'all like Bill Wurtz?