Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 457925259665080321


2018-06-17 15:08:21 UTC  

Dude it’s Jonathan McIntosh

2018-06-17 15:08:28 UTC  

Of course he’s fucking retarded

2018-06-17 15:08:41 UTC  

that's kinda what I want to do bane

2018-06-17 15:08:45 UTC  

did you see my article on tomska

2018-06-17 15:09:03 UTC  

Here it am

2018-06-17 15:09:31 UTC  

*s o y*

2018-06-17 15:09:38 UTC  

Nah he's just fat and wants to stand out

2018-06-17 15:09:59 UTC  

His reasoning in his vlogs when he dyed his hair was "he's already a big fat guy living in london, which is rarer than you think"

2018-06-17 15:10:04 UTC  

so he might as well go all-out

2018-06-17 15:10:16 UTC  

He's got this really eye-searing checkered ska coat and pair of shorts now too

2018-06-17 15:10:18 UTC  

it's blinding

2018-06-17 15:10:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/457925074977161240/unknown.png

2018-06-17 15:10:58 UTC  

Hello everyone

2018-06-17 15:11:06 UTC  

Real fat

2018-06-17 15:11:10 UTC  

Ye he's a big fat

2018-06-17 15:11:13 UTC  

How are y'all doing?

2018-06-17 15:11:22 UTC  

but actually he dislikes when people promote him using old pictures of himself when he's skinny

2018-06-17 15:11:25 UTC  

No one cares @Deleted User

2018-06-17 15:11:29 UTC  

because he feels it's disengenuous

2018-06-17 15:11:35 UTC  

@King Canuck gib old pic

2018-06-17 15:11:36 UTC  
2018-06-17 15:11:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/457925375628935169/unknown.png

2018-06-17 15:12:02 UTC  

this is circa somewhere between 2010 and 2012

2018-06-17 15:12:03 UTC  

How has he been?

2018-06-17 15:12:12 UTC  

from a sketch called 'needles'

2018-06-17 15:12:16 UTC  

He was pretty

2018-06-17 15:12:25 UTC  

he's now more teddy bear than punk fuck

2018-06-17 15:12:27 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-06-17 15:12:39 UTC  

But lose the goatee

2018-06-17 15:12:41 UTC  

Basically, Edd Gould of eddsworld died, and Tom got hit in the dick with depression and shit

2018-06-17 15:12:49 UTC  

and other mental health bullshittery

2018-06-17 15:12:53 UTC  

and accidentally his entire weight

2018-06-17 15:13:06 UTC  

Poor guy

2018-06-17 15:13:11 UTC  

and has kinda had a had time getting back to skinny, because he admitted in another VLog that he was essentially self-starving when he was that skinny

2018-06-17 15:13:14 UTC  

fruit and water only kinda diet

2018-06-17 15:13:36 UTC  

So Tom's natural state is **ABSOLUTE UNIT** and he prefers if people just portray him as he is

2018-06-17 15:13:45 UTC  

the thumbnail I used is from his instagram about a month or two back

2018-06-17 15:13:50 UTC  

Fuck man

2018-06-17 15:13:50 UTC  

He is bad at balance