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Speaking of fasces,

ever noticed how a giant pair of them flank the US flag in the House chambers?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257360482564833280/459074509652230154/DgJWw-dVQAApuBx.jpg

Or how one acts as the base of the US House's mace

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Why

Why so hot

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki Because you touch yourself at night

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Yo Gigantic

Hi

did u know that the titanic was sunk cuz it was carrying an egyptian coffin

and it was cursed

and insert more titanic theories

I know that myth

It was a game of telephone that began with some of the folks on board having visited Egypt

Also it wasnt the titanic it was the britannic when the olympic was painted to be the britannic and replaced

and there was a fire

It mutated into the claim of a sarcophagus being on board

The coal fire was par for the course on ocean liners of the era

Though I get you're trying to just throw out every myth you heard

But my dude, you missed the NO POPE one

The real titanic is in my Primary 1 classroom and I replaced the sunk one with my cardboard box one with toilet roll tube funnels

and the one about Titanic never being christened pissing God off enought to kill 1,500 people

are there any conspiracy theories you believe?

or think are pretty believable

I believe governments, if nothing else, have picked up at least one form of active signal from extra terrestrial life.

No, but the one I find most interesting, motive-wise, is the one claiming the sinking was to kill the chief opponents to the idea of a national income tax and the Federal Reserve

But all signs point to Titanic's sinking being a pure accident

First corrolary to Hanlon's Razor, Grey's Law: Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

They weren't incompetent, though

Oh, I'm not saying they are.

I'm saying that people always look for an explanation outside of random, horrible, chance, and barring incompetence, people will start looking for malice.

Hell, the US Senate did

The reason the US Senate even investigated Titanic's loss was because there was speculation that a British crew sank an American-funded ship

International Mercantile Marine Co. and all that