Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?
Discord ID: 459182510388150303
It belonged to the plants actually you shitlord
Honestly I know you guys are kidding but I shit you not its not far off from things I've actually heard
It belonged to sands
It belongs to the dirt
dirt is illegal, it used to be sand
The dirt owns the dirt
And all land belongs to the sea
which used to be rock
rock is illegal, it used to be molten
heat is illegal, because it used to be cold
Skyrim belongs to the Nords
the entire earth is illegal
the only truth Cara
deport life
the stars used to not exist
we need to return to a time before the big bang
Detonate the nukes deport existence
Everything belonged to Allah in the beginning. Deport everyone except Allah! 😇
allah is an atheist
:V
Also I signed up for the training course
He worships nick cage
thats fucked up
Okay but so does everyone does it really count
Our one true god
But what about Tommy Wiseau?
lol
Surely he must be above the cage
Tommy is just a prophet
Nick Cage is our god
kek is our lord and savior
and pepe is the prophet PBUH
Shadilay my brothers. Please partake in the initiation ritual BEEEEEEESSSSSSS
the fucking madman
no article?
it's in <#377519739380957184>
A reading from the book of Vampires Kiss (1988) "How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" Praisebe to Cage
Trump truly is the ultimate Chad